When I am dreaming up the latest news I am bouncing in my seat as I type. Clickety clack on the keyboard to the left as my visions become words in my head and then words on the computer screen. A town comes to life – and so much happens in Boson, Massachusetts.
I was posting on Reddit when I typed in something to do with ‘Boston’ the town I live in. I saw a subreddit labelled’r/ThingsToDoInBoston’ and next on the pull down list ‘r/ThingsToDoInBoson.’ I laughed. My immediate conjecture was that someone wanted to create a posting and discussion thread called a ‘subreddit’ dedicated to ‘Things to Do In Boston’ but missed the letter ‘t’ when typing. I forget how to delete a subreddit, or even if one can delete a subreddit on Reddit. So the thread was abandoned. No one had posted. I assumed that the creator and moderator of the subreddit did not check in on the thread, and did not care what was posted on his mistakenly entitled subreddit.
I have a problem of being banned from subreddits on Reditt, or having posts removed, or being accused of ‘spamming’ because I post a link to my blog or Youtube videos a number of times on different threads. So… I like to find subreddits that I can post on. In the past I have posted photos on ‘dead’ subreddits that no one seems to look at and the photos were featured on an aggregate subreddit that shows photos from around Reddit. So, my photo can be seen by more people.
So I was delighted to find an abandoned orphan subreddit. Boson you say. Great. Having been banned from Twitter for making fun of Massachusetts Senator E. Warren, and banned when I post on Craigslist Politics or Rants and Raves, or restricted on Boston Indiemedia, or told to remove posts by political associates, called a Russian ‘bot, there is a side of me that simply wants to fade into satire. I began to post articles and re-writes on r/ThingsToDoInBoson.
(French Satirist Rabelais Illustration below)
I have thought that people like Rabelais, and Jonathan Swift, or even George Orwell, wrote parody and satire and speculative fiction about ‘other places and other times’ because they were not free to simply come out and tell the truth in public and in writing and in publication. So Swift makes up faraway lands with little people to criticize the king of his own country. Orwell made up an imaginary place and make-believe political system with exaggerated features of his own time and vision for the future. So I could join the club from my kitchen computer and comment on the world while I cook pasta and meat sauce at my elbow.
(Jonathan Swift used satire to comment on his society)
After some happy days of posting whatever I wanted about the town of Boson, which does not exist, it occurred to me that the whole thing could be erased and deleted when the actual editor ‘moderator’ took a look and did not like what he, or she, saw. Since I was posting so many altered articles and photos I wanted to preserve my phony alternate Boston.
I created a new subreddit on Reddit called ‘r/BosonMassachusetts.’ I was the editor. Things would not disappear unless the Reditt boss administrators decided to remove me. Why would they? Boson does not exist, and nothing that happens there is real.
I also set up a blog on Google’s free blog site ‘Blogger.’ I transferred all of my posts from the r/ThingsToDoInBoson to the Boson,Massachusetts blog, and the Reddit r/BosonMassachusetts subreddit. I had dozens and dozens of entries.
I re-wrote a political commentary article I wrote about walking through the city of Boston after I got in trouble with political associates for my views. My retreat into parody was complete. I thought of an article I had written in the past saying that I had no interest in writing fiction. Over the years I have written a lot of fiction short stories and two roughly shaped novellas. But, why hide behind fiction I argued. Simply write about what is going on as it is going on.
But times change, and I was retreating into fiction and parody, and satire. I when I worked as a teacher I often felt like I was speaking in riddles. I did not want to lie to students, but I was prevented from telling certain truths by my bosses.
So here I was with writing at home and on the internet and — I must speak in riddles again. But there is a certain freedom in fantasy and parody. A fool can say anything, even the truth, is the first sentence of this blog. I have no fear of playing the fool, but, I don’t always like not being able to tell the truth.
Shouldn’t accurate information lead to incisive interventions in reality?
But sometimes analogy and imitation and parody reveal the essence of a human situation.
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I placed Boson directly to the south of Boston, Massachusetts. I picture Boson as being on the southern shore of the mouth of the Neponset River. Quincy gets pushed down as Boson squeezes in between the river and the town of Milton, and Quincy, and the East Blue Hills Reservation to the west. There is no East Blue Hills Reservation, but a lot of stories come out of those woods and hills.
I live a half mile from the Neponset River and have spent most of my life a few miles from that river.
Just about every morning I get up and read the news and then think of placing the events in Boson, Massachusetts. Almost all of the big things that happen in the US happen in Boson, too. I make them happen.
Over the past fifteen years or so I have been able to read a lot of news stories from around the world. I have been a newspaper and magazine reader for most of my life, but the access to material greatly expanded with the internet postings of almost every newspaper in the world. I once treasured a visit to Harvard Square in Cambridge, Massachusetts, because I could step into the Out of Tow News kiosk in the middle of the square and see newspapers and magazines from around the world at a time when they were harder to get. No more. I can get more news in my kitchen as I make coffee in my pajamas for a much lower price.
Having so many news sources to read I have noticed over the years how writers simply copy other people’s info and regurgitate it with a spin, or no spin at all. The UK Daily Mail had a writer who said his job was to read other media and re-write it for the Daily Mail. Having seen a number of articles like that, I believed him. Somehow the Daily Mail went to court and won a judgement that said they did not read and summarize. But, they did.
My parody is basically the same thing. I read other people’s news articles and spin my own take. I go to the satirical site The Onion and take their photos or recast their stories. The Onion has some very low level anti-Trump articles that look like someone took less than sixty seconds to write the piece. On the other side the right leaning Babylon Bee has satire that is anti-Liberal. I take some of their photos and repurpose them; a lot of their piece are simpleton name calling of Democrat Radical Liberals as “Marxists” and “Far Leftists” in a very low effort way. Honestly, I think my satire is more sophisticated. People read my stories and think they are real. I make fun of their belief and they actually think the article supports their position. The best kind of satire. I think.
I have been posting and writing articles and creating graphics for just about a year. A steady trickle of people read the r/BosonMassachusetts subreddit and a steady trickle visit the Blogger site ‘Boson, Massachusetts.’ I post on various subreddits to get new viewers for a story. Sometimes a story takes off and thousands read the article.
In August 2019 I read a story from Australia of a man who was spear fishing and shot a spear through his cheek. He was a Christian pastor who thanked God for sparing him from death. Why didn’t God stop him from being speared in the first place, one might ask. Anyway, I re-wrote the story and place the events in Boson Harbor. I used all of the graphic photos of the man with the pointed spear through his cheek. I posted the story in various places and found an audience somewhere. Just about two thousand people read the story on Blogger. Most who commented seemed to think it was a true story about a real place called Boson, Massachusetts.
When I did an internet search of the word ‘Boson’ I found almost nothing. The top results were for the term from molecular science ‘Higgs Boson’ a type of particle named after two scientists.
I used the term to create the founder of Boson, Higginson Boson an English colonist from 1630.
Another very popular post was about the ‘junk art’ modern sculptures at U Mass Boson.
People assumed it was U Mass Boston and passionately denounced the horrible sculptures I reported had been removed by a recycle truck.
I stole an idea from the right leaning Babylon Bee about Barnes and Noble banning sales of the Bible. I copied their graphic early in the morning.
I changed the text of why they were banned from some wishy washy right wing complaint. The post became very popular with almost 3,000 views around the world. Somehow the post was being viewed in Russia on certain days. But, when I went back to the Babylon Bee website later in the day the post had been changed and Barnes and Nobel removed and replaced with ‘Jen and Eric’s’ bookstore. Generic bookstore was the graphic. They must have gotten complaints from Barnes and Noble.
Perhaps my leaving in the reference to Barnes and Noble increased my viewership.
A leaflet was put up in a Massachusetts town that said “Islam is Right About Women.” A woman called police and the local media did verbal summersaults to avoid adressing what the leaflet said while condemning the leaflet for opposing Islam. So I created a similar leaflet to put up around Boson that said ‘Islam Is Right About Gays.’
People thought the leaflet was real and responded as they saw fit. I got the most views for an article, about 2,750 or more.
The Koran commands people to take any men who engage in homosexual activity and throw them from the roof of the tallest building in town. Islamophiles in the West have no counter argument to that Islamic commandment. But since they defend Islam and Gay Rights simultaniously they can only respond by labelling any examination of Islamic beliefs as ‘racist’ and not the business of any person who is not Islamic. Others basically assert that just because 60% to 70% of people who follow Islam are extreme Right Wing fanatics that one should not blame the 5% of Muslims who are ‘moderate’ and only think Gays should be jailed. Ok, point taken.
So my parody and satire hit a target. Some people label me an opponent of the Islamic ‘race’ and it’s belief system. So be it.
I also have my own radical Leftist newspaper – the Boson Workers. I publish what I want and many read the articles without checking the source and finding that the publication does not exist. Or, does it.
With so many posts, sometimes three articles a day, I have many pages of news on Boson. I looked up a website that prints out color copies of blogs and internet postings and the first half of my Boson Blog would cost almost $300 to print on paper. I’m tempted, but online seems free.
I created a few videos of a model train version of Boson Massachusetts. I used someone else’s visual and a different person’s music provided by Youtube. Perhaps one day I’ll have a bash and buy a set of O Scale Lionel trains to set up my own model City of Boson.
There is so much freedom there. (Restrictions Apply)